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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

The Highway Prostitute/Mom

June 29th, 2015|

I recently weened my 18 month son from breastfeeding, cold turkey.

He took it better than I expected. Especially since he was attached to the nip.

I, on the other hand was severely engorged and in a lot of pain. I don’t want to hear about all the things I could have, or should have done to […]

Bleeping Boobs!

June 29th, 2015|

It’s 7 Days of Bleeping Boobs! Join us every day this week while we celebrate, The Breast. The left one, or the right one? It doesn’t matter. We’re just giving ourselves a high-five for carrying these things around. Sometimes they are sore. Sometimes they are high. Sometimes they are low. Sometimes there’s milk pouring out […]

It’s the Paper Towel Fairy!

June 27th, 2015|

If you missed it, yesterday’s Weekly Tip was about the need for a Paper Towel Fairy.

Weekly Tip – The Bleeping Paper Towel Fairy

June 26th, 2015|

My toddler spilled a large glass of water in a fit of anger. I didn’t lose my cool. Instead, I asked her to get me something to clean it up. She brought me this. “Here, mommy.”

I thanked my toddler for being such a good helper, and explained that it was not enough to clean the […]

Six More Hours Until I Can Sleep!?!

June 25th, 2015|

Top 5 – Why Edition

June 24th, 2015|

Top 5 responses to the constant question – “Why?”

 

5. Because I said so

4. Bend over I’ll show you

3. Why not?

2. A five minute long-winded explanation that ultimately gives no explanation

1. Ask your dad

Who’s Your Daddy?

June 22nd, 2015|

I’m on the Internet with my daughter nearby. I’m googling and scrolling about and I hear her say, “That’s my daddy.” And I look and there’s no picture of her daddy anywhere. So I ask her to point. And she points to a picture of this gentleman, pictured below.

So I’m like, really? First of all, […]

All The Bleeping Time

June 20th, 2015|

Weekly Tip – Where Does The Bleeping Time Go?

June 19th, 2015|

As I’m sure you do, I sometimes get down about how fast my firstborn is growing up.

 

Here’s a quick fix that works for me every time.

 

I swaddle her (my almost 4 year old) like a newborn and put an ill fitted bonnet on her head. Then, I feel better.

For the Footloose Fans

June 18th, 2015|