5: You Got It, Dude!
This feel-good phrase is pure gold. I love it, and you should too.
4: How Rude!
This one has evolved a bit. Now, people like to say “step off bitch”, or “oh no he dih’nt”. Call me old fashioned, but I think a good old “how rude” still goes a long way.
3: Cut. […]
Let’s explore this for a quick sec. Imagine you awake from a comfortable slumber. You go downstairs and Danny Tanner is doing your laundry, Joey Gladstone is playing with your kids and Uncle Jesse is making coffee and cooking your favorite breakfast.
That would be pretty sick, right?
Let’s explore further.
This is the ultimate scenario (in my […]
This week on Bleepingmotherhood.com, you’ll :
Have your meals cooked and house cleaned by three fictional men.
Get visual training on how to dress and dance badly.
Examine phrases that will help you succeed in every day life.
Learn how to stock up on useless wallpaper.
And more!
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In an ongoing effort to avoid/help all the moms and dads out there from getting TODDLERED, Bleeping Motherhood has a few pieces of advice.
But first, let us bow our heads and think about those who are being TODDLERED at this very moment.
(Like me, who just spent a considerable amount of time mopping the floor, to […]
Sometimes all us moms want to do is have a sip of water. Or coffee. Anything to keep us hydrated/awake/sane would do. Most of the time, it’s a failed attempt.
Why? Toddlers. They knock it over. They come over with their curious minds and want to take it from you. They want what you have. Well, […]
TODDLERED horror stories that could have been avoided, as told by moms/dads who survived the incident:
5: “How do I even begin to describe the horror?”
I was getting ready to dress my newborn for his Baptism. My toddler somehow got a used tampon out of the trash, and got it all over the Christening outfit.
The Baptism […]
My walls look like hell, covered with crayon scribble. My coffee is cold and spilled all over the countertop. My folded laundry is unfolded and thrown about my bedroom. All day long, I get TODDLERED.
TODDLERED in the bathroom.
TODDLERED in the living room.
TODDLERED in the shower.
Even when I lay my head down on my pillow at […]
Let me know if this sounds familiar.
It’s 7 a.m. and your kid gently tells you that he forgot to finish his homework. And being that your week has been especially cra-cra, you forgot too.
Shit.
It’s half done, and due today! Now what? Luckily there’s a solution! Hasbro has come out with a line of real dogs […]
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