So the kids are off to school. Now what? Want to send your dog (or a neighbor’s dog, wink wink) to a reputable school to really get some peace and quiet, while they learn an amazing skill?
Check out “School for French Kissing For Dogs”.
You won’t be disappointed. (Although, Warning! Have your toothbrush ready. You will […]
At the bus stop, parents openly express their fears and cheers. At the bus stop, parents negotiate who had the most insane morning. At the bus stop, parents talk about their hopes for the day.
I give you:
Top 5 Legit Mom Fears At The Bus Stop:
5: I hope my kid doesn’t get lice today.
4: I’m afraid […]
While our kids are still toddler age, it’s still a time for education. We take education VERY seriously, and there is zero room for wasting time. That’s why every day we have a vigorous routine. We like to educate our children on various levels.
Crack of dawn education.
Besides waking my children at 5 a.m. every […]
A new school year has begun. Time to rise and shine. And cheer! Or punch a wall. Or snort orange juice. Or eat a #2 pencil. Whatever the school year means to you, Bleeping Motherhood is here to make sure you get through it. Well, maybe with a lil’ cereal in your hair, but you […]
Ever try to get a family photo while on vacation? LOL
Here’s 3 Steps in how to “attempt” a good photo on a family vacation:
3: Give your kids candy. Your dentist will punch me in the face for saying that, but giving a kid a lollypop will help ensure a small window to get a decent […]
This week we are celebrating family vacations. So we pulled this fun clip from National Lampoon’s European Vacation. Take the minute-37 to watch it. Such a classic scene and will provide you a couple giggles.
I had a few, albeit short instances on vacation where the kids were napping and I could just lay in the sun and enjoy my freaking self. In those rare moments, I was able to tune into what other parents were doing and saying. Here’s my faves:
Top 5 Ridiculous, Yet Amazingly Awesome Things I Heard […]
My family and I recently went on vacation. Yay! We consist of a wife, husband, 3.5 year old daughter and 23 month old son. So you now know, that the vacation wasn’t a vacation at all. It was more like a Chinese torture chamber. But I digress.
Relax, my ass!
While my kiddies had an amazing […]
Summer vacation. It came. It saw. It kicked our ass.
This week is dedicated to reflecting on our summer vacations and how incredibly tired it’s making me feel.
This week on Bleepingmotherhood.com, you’ll learn:
What kind of vacation drinker you are.
How to take a great (shitty) family vacation photo.
If you should or should not allow your kid to […]
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