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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

You’re In For A Real Treat

December 25th, 2015|

After the presents have been unwrapped and the roast has been eaten, here are some favorite clips to keep you in the holiday mood.  Most of these could probably apply to my real life holiday adventures, minus the hot iron to my forehead.

Elf

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:

A Christmas Story

Home Alone

Weekly Tip – There’s Still Time!

December 24th, 2015|

If you want to get out of hosting the holidays at your house this year, here’s what
you do in 4.5 Easy Steps:

1: Tell everyone that you may, or may not poison the food.

2: Do a half-smile and wink 3 times.

3: Say, “I’m serious, though.” and wink once.

4: Fake cough.

4.5: Pivot turn, and run away in slow […]

Who’s Tired Of That Stupid Elf?

December 23rd, 2015|

Top 5 Places To Hide (GET RID OF) Elf On A Shelf:

5: In the garbage.

You know you hate that effing thing. Just throw it away.

4: In a foreign country.

UPS or FedEx ship it to any country, and poof, it’s gone.

3: Outside on a windy day.

Hopefully a big gust of wind will pick it up and […]

Suck On These

December 21st, 2015|

We got a lot of Bleeping Emails about these awesome drink recipes!

So here they are again. Being that we are seeing record temperatures across the nation, these delicious drink pop recipes might be just the think you need as we hustle into Christmas!

Give yourself an early Christmas gift and test these out!

Watermelon Margarita Poptails
Stop it! […]

Weekly Tips – Holiday Giving

December 18th, 2015|

The holiday season is a time of giving.  And giving.  And giving.  And when your credit card is worn out, moths fly out of your wallet and you’ve exhausted your change jar, if you find there are still more people to give to, you may feel that all hope is lost.  Never fear.  You have […]

Holiday Preparation Would You Rather

December 17th, 2015|

This week’s Would You Rather is holiday preparation inspired!  And terrifying.

Would You Rather:

Be responsible for moving that blasted Elf on the Shelf for all of November AND December.

OR

Do all of your holiday shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve.  And your very large family gives each member a gift.

Santa Magic?

December 14th, 2015|

I was struck by something I read on a facebook group about being a “fun” mom.  A woman was venting that her daughter whispered to Santa Claus her Christmas list, but wouldn’t tell her parents because she wanted to see if Santa was real or not.  The discussion continued of other moms commenting about the […]

Naughty Elf

December 11th, 2015|

This elf gets some PLAY!

Holiday Fruitcake

December 10th, 2015|

Does fruitcake ever go bad?

Ugliest Sweater?

December 9th, 2015|

It’s hard to tell which one really brings out the holiday spirit……