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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Top 5 Best Bleeping Gifts This Holiday Season. Spoiler, it’s not a Fingerling.

December 6th, 2017|

I know that little finger monkey is probably on your kid’s holiday wish list this season, but we’re here to tell you, if you haven’t gotten the monkey, you’re probably out of luck. I’m not trying to get all Grinch on you, but that thing is likely sold out, or WAYYY overpriced on Ebay.

 

Oh snap! […]

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Stocking Stuffer Alert! Great Book Gift Giving Ideas.

December 4th, 2017|

Can you even believe Christmas is around the corner!? Is your tree trimmed? Is your ugly sweater purchased and ready for various holiday party wearing? Are the gifts wrangled and wrapped? Is your sanity melting before your very eyes? Is this to-do list making you more and more nauseous?

Don’t worry mom, you’re in the homestretch […]

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Weekly Tip – Objects For Outfits

December 1st, 2017|

We had so much fun playing along with the November 2017 We Are Real Moms Instagram contest.  If you didn’t know, Bleeping Audrey is quite the photographer.  I’m sure you can always tell the difference between Bleeping Kerri’s photos and Bleeping Audrey’s photos.  As a photographer, she gave a tip, and the pictures that came […]

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Top 5 Instagrammers That Made Us Laugh On We Are Real Moms

November 29th, 2017|

We had a great time playing along on the We Are Real Moms Instagram contest in November done by Being Mamma Bear and co-hosted by Photostories by D.  We got a chance to share a humor tip and loved the responses we got back.

First – you need to know what ideas we gave – Nikita […]

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A Reformed “That Mom”

November 28th, 2017|

I was “that mom”.  You know, the mom that didn’t really know better.

On a lot of things, really, but in this case, on nail polish for my sweet daughter.

I know how awful regular nail polish smells.  I intellectually realize it is the chemicals involved.  And yet, I still didn’t think through it enough to have […]

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We Are Real Moms on Instagram For The Win!

November 27th, 2017|

Do you play on Instagram?  We just started and we’re having a blast – check us out here.  But, this isn’t just about finding us on Instagram.  This is about how bleeping funny moms are on Instagram.  And how by posting on Instagram, they are winning awesome free kid things!

When We Are Real Moms on […]

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Top 5 Suckiest Times To Have The Flu

November 15th, 2017|

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The flu.

The flu who?

Shit. Ain’t nobody answering that joke. That’s because the flu is no joke. Before kids, I always wondered how in the hell I would ever manage taking care of my kids if I had the flu. Last winter, it happened. My son came into my room in the middle of […]

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This No-Mercury Thermometer can have a fever diagnosed in 1 second, literally!

November 14th, 2017|

When your child is showing signs of illness, the first thing you might do is check their temperature. I typically do this by first placing my hand over their forehead, followed by me placing my cheek over their forehead. If they feel hot, we know we’ve got a fever on our hands. But sometimes the […]

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Flu Season Can Suck It!

November 13th, 2017|

Now that everyone has settled into Fall, we can begin gearing up for a long-ass winter. Get ready for cooler weather, possible snow and of course, getting sick.

Every year about this time, I have a conversation with the flu. It goes something like this:

Me: Hey, flu.

Flu: Hey.

Me: You thinking about coming around here this year, […]

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Weekly Tip – Battle Buddy

November 10th, 2017|

Written by Michele

Having a couple good friends during a deployment or TDY is very important. Just like our soldiers have battle buddies it’s important for military spouses on the home front to have a battle buddy.
What’s a Battle Buddy?
A Battle buddy is someone who experiences the good and the ugly of a deployment with you. […]

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