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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Living In A Terrarium World

May 21st, 2016|

We can’t believe we say these things, and bet you won’t be able to believe it either.  Take a listen to find out:

What drive thru does Bleeping Audrey find has edgy moments?
How was Bleeping Kerri living on the edge during her playgroup?
How is Bleeping Audrey living on the edge with milk?  And […]

Soap Operas and Bonbons

May 14th, 2016|

We get into the intense discussion of working moms vs stay-at-home moms in our latest podcast.
Take a listen and find out:

What comment did Bleeping Kerri hear at a children’s event?
What does Bleeping Audrey think is the best thing to do?
How did Bleeping Kerri respond when A-train asked her if she could be […]

Body Plummeting Out Of Your Hole

May 7th, 2016|

Just in time for Mother’s Day – our latest podcast featuring our birth stories.
Take a listen and find out:

What made Bleeping Audrey super happy about her birthing of Sophia?
How did Bleeping Audrey’s pregnancy almost go awry?
What forced Bleeping Kerri out of the house, while on bedrest, two days prior to her due date?
[…]

Confessions From Moms of Threenagers

April 23rd, 2016|

Another podcast, back at ya! This week we’re wrapping up our conversation about threenagers and what that experience is like.  Luckily, we’re able to laugh about it.
Take a listen and find out:

Who does Bleeping Kerri get into more trouble with than the IRS?
What kind of races does Bleeping Audrey have with her threenager?
What […]

What Are You Going To Use That For?

April 17th, 2016|

We were together, so we recorded a podcast!  We get real about our own baby shower and registering experiences.
Take a listen to hear our shower experiences and find out:

How much time did we spend not talking about enemas?
What new type of party are we hoping to see on Pinterest?
What decade does Bleeping […]

Already Starting A Life Of Crime

April 9th, 2016|

We’re continuing the discussion about kleptomania.  Listen in as we discuss our children and our own histories regarding stealing.
Find out:

Is Sophia hanging out with vampires?
Is there a hex on Bleeping Audrey’s house?
Are Japanese sodas sold around Japanese hookers?
Do vampires give happy endings?
What were the first memories of stealing that both Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri […]

If They’re Sleeping You Don’t Stop

April 2nd, 2016|

Only the brave and insane take road trips with kids – that was the topic of our most recent podcast.
Take a listen and find out:

How did Bleeping Kerri start her most recent car trip in a horrific fashion?
What effect does butt crack have on Bleeping Audrey’s road trip?
What have been Bleeping Kerri’s different strategies for getting her […]

Living On A Prayer, All The Way Up

March 26th, 2016|

This week’s podcast is here and we’re talking about getting Mom time.
Some of our Mom time highlights:

How much lead time does a mom need to know how to spend kid-free four hours
Where can a mom go for a little quiet time
What is Bleeping Audrey’s tip for 13 seconds of guaranteed quiet
What did Bleeping Kerri’s dad tell […]

I’m taking my bra off and waving it around

March 19th, 2016|

This week’s podcast hits a topic I’m sure we’ve all felt – can you be on time with kids?  Here are a couple of magic moments you’ll catch, like,

How early did Audrey show up for a birthday party?
How did A-train sabotage “Clipboard Kerri” from getting to playgroup on time?
How late does getting a bottle of […]

I’m A Jumping Gerbil

March 12th, 2016|

This week’s podcasts details some of our hellish mom moments, including:

A dramatic re-telling of the Bleeping Audrey’s Ninja Mom moment with balloons (you can also read about it here)
How Bleeping Kerri nearly blinded her daughter
What does Bleeping Audrey find has “superior drinkability”