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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Stocking Stuffer Alert! Great Book Gift Giving Ideas.

December 4th, 2017|

Can you even believe Christmas is around the corner!? Is your tree trimmed? Is your ugly sweater purchased and ready for various holiday party wearing? Are the gifts wrangled and wrapped? Is your sanity melting before your very eyes? Is this to-do list making you more and more nauseous?

Don’t worry mom, you’re in the homestretch […]

We Are Real Moms on Instagram For The Win!

November 27th, 2017|

Do you play on Instagram?  We just started and we’re having a blast – check us out here.  But, this isn’t just about finding us on Instagram.  This is about how bleeping funny moms are on Instagram.  And how by posting on Instagram, they are winning awesome free kid things!

When We Are Real Moms on […]

Flu Season Can Suck It!

November 13th, 2017|

Now that everyone has settled into Fall, we can begin gearing up for a long-ass winter. Get ready for cooler weather, possible snow and of course, getting sick.

Every year about this time, I have a conversation with the flu. It goes something like this:

Me: Hey, flu.

Flu: Hey.

Me: You thinking about coming around here this year, […]

TDY in Key West?!?!

November 6th, 2017|

In honor of Veteran’s Day, this week we’re hearing from our Bleeping Military Mom, Michele about their family’s experiences being a military family.

Written by Michele

Having a soldier in your family means that it isn’t just his job, but it is the whole family’s job.  We understand that it means frequent moves, him spending long hours away […]

Halloween Failure

October 30th, 2017|

I’m a pretty decent failure when it comes to Halloween.  As a college co-ed, the only time I dressed up was as a nurse.  Post college, if I wasn’t a witch (because I could simply wear black and a hat), then I dressed as a banker.  Chances are, I had work that day and just […]

October Breast Cancer Awareness, Holler

October 16th, 2017|

I recently went for my mammogram. Mamos can get a bad wrap, but from my perspective, they aren’t all that bad. Yes, they do flatten your boob in between two plastic things and a machine squeezes down on your breast while you’re told to ͞”hold your breath”. But, the whole thing happens kind of quick […]

When my ‘good sleeper’ suddenly couldn’t fall asleep—I was the answer

October 9th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert

Whether you’re an adult tossing and turning over thoughts of tomorrow’s responsibilities or a baby who sleeps best with a full tummy and swaddle, we always sleep best when we feel content and safe. As parents, that’s why we have to be mindful of how that sense of security affects […]

We popped our Kennebunkport, Maine cherry!

October 2nd, 2017|

This year my husband and I celebrated our 10-year wedding anniversary with a trip to Kennebunkport, Maine. Neither of us ever visited there, but we sure are glad we gave it a go. “How the heck did we end up there”, you ask?

What a great question. I like you already.

My husband and I both love […]

Scintillating Science Museums

September 25th, 2017|

Have you ever been exhausted by sheer boredom?  That’s me at a science museum.

In all honesty, I’m not really a science-y person.  I’m also not a mom that really gets in to “playing” with my children.  That’s why I bring them to science museums.  To make a mess at someone else’s place and play with […]

Not Sharing My Lobster Made Me Shellfish

September 18th, 2017|

Have you ever eaten a lobster in front of your kids before?  As full-fledged lobster lovers, on a recent camping trip in Maine, we decided to take as much advantage of being in lobster land to eat it up.  And that seemed like a good plan until we were sitting at the table, about to […]