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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Happy 2nd Anniversary Bleeping Motherhood!

April 24th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old! Ah yes, 2 glorious years ago Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri took the plunge into blogging. And today, here we are, for better or worse, sharing all of our hilarious mom moments and insanity with the world.

In toddler speak, we are in our terrible twos!

What does this mean? If […]

I Still Won’t Say Be Careful Even After My Son Broke His Nose

April 17th, 2017|

 

 

I come to you as a reformed “be careful” mom.  I’ll raise my hand and say I’ve quit saying that to my kids.  I’ve come to the conclusion they don’t hear it, so it is as worthwhile as saying, “banana ice skates”.  On top of that, I don’t want them to “be careful”.  Instead, I […]

What if kids acted like adults?

April 10th, 2017|

Written by Naomi from More With Four Blog

 

Have you ever looked at kids and wondered, “now what if I acted like that?”

What if adults acted like kids? Consider these three examples:

1.  Kids have incredible imaginations “I’m putting you in jail!”

I was watching my son play hockey at the arena and the other siblings were running […]

Survive Motherhood Like A Bleeping Queen – Free Guide

April 7th, 2017|

We’ve just created this fun new free guide and we want you to have it.

We’ve accumulated some of our best tips, relevant for all moms (especially those that need a laugh).  And that’s just the beginning.  We’ve also create a monthly newsletter, chock full of mom humor, and reasons to spit your coffee out at […]

Embracing the process of sleep teaching

March 27th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert

The other day I got a call from a woman, whom like many of the moms I work with, was desperate for sleep.

As I do with all of my clients I started to ask her questions to find out exactly what was going on, and what her end […]

What If My Dog Was In A Facebook Mom Group?

March 20th, 2017|

If you are a mom and you have a facebook, you know you’ve dabbled in a facebook mom group.  Does that fill you with sudden fear or anxiety?  Perhaps you’ve dabbled and been burned?

I’ve joined quite a few mom facebook groups during this marathon called motherhood and have lived to talk about it.

This may be […]

How Going to the Bar Is Like Having Children

March 13th, 2017|

Written by Naomi, Mom Blogger at More With Four Blog

I recently went to a bar in the city with friends.  It had been a long time since I went to an actual bar with a packed dance floor.  We usually go to a sit-down restaurant and have an adult beverage.

The other weekend, I went with […]

Next Level Parenting: How To Become A Gangster

March 6th, 2017|

I went grocery shopping today, my big day out by myself without the kids. After ordering my deli ham, the counter guy handed it to me and said, “It must be your only day to yourself, huh?”

Deli ham guy was right. He knew the deal. I had a pep in my step. A calm about […]

Should’a Went To The Bahamas

February 27th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, Bleeping Sleep Specialist

It’s Monday and I don’t think I’ve ever been happier in my life to be sitting on the train on the way in to work.

You see, here on the East Coast they have this thing called February Vacation. Instead of giving the kids two weeks off of school like […]

Noodles Don’t Come From A Noodle Fairy

February 20th, 2017|

I was recently inspired by one of our blog friends, Mojitos & Munchkins (she’s awesome, check her out) to get in the kitchen with the kids and make some noodles.  Have you done that?  Cooked with your kids?  Without vodka?  Daring, right?

It seems terrifying.  Most adventures that involve me cooking with the kids are actually […]