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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Do you have a child that never says, “I LOVE IT”?

June 20th, 2017|

I have one of those kids.  She has everything!  Or nothing she wants! How is that possible?  Each gift giving occasion I dread because I never know what will make her happy.  Then pley.com offered us a chance to review their subscription box.

What is pley.com?  It’s a subscription box of toys that comes to your […]

A Mom Converses With The Universe

June 19th, 2017|

I love my kids. AWWW. Bleeping Motherhood.

I want to poke my eyes out. AHHHH. Bleeping Motherhood.
From The Roller Coaster by Bleeping Motherhood

 

I love my kids. I really do. But can we for just a quick second talk about how uneasy motherhood can be? How you can go from loving something so much that you’re heart is […]

Turning the Tables on Father’s Day

June 12th, 2017|

Father’s Day is fast approaching and I’d like us all to consider it from a different angle.  Let’s talk about why Father’s Day should be about dads playing golf, taking naps and watching baseball.  Essentially avoiding children.  You know, the same children that made them dads and ultimately gave them the reason to have this […]

The Roller Coaster

June 11th, 2017|

A Poem By Bleeping Motherhood
I love my kids. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want to poke my eyes out. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I love being a mom. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want to run away. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I want this moment to last forever. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want this moment to end. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I just got the best hug from my little one. ahhh…Bleeping […]

Bleeping Motherhood is making Beautiful Disasters and riding Roller Coasters

June 5th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is kicking off TWO NEW incredible series this summer.

The first is called “My Beautiful Disaster”. (Sounds dangerously exciting.)

The second is called “The Roller Coaster”. (Won’t cause vomiting.)

Wondering what all this means?

Well, if you’re a person who lives in a house, who has a kid or two, or five, barely eats a full meal […]

When Is Kid’s Day?

May 15th, 2017|

Did you have a good Mother’s Day?  I’m sure you can guess a Mother’s Day tale on Bleeping Motherhood is not one about sleeping in, cuddling together in bed while I eat their homemade goodies, then sunshine and roses the rest of the day.

A day seemingly doomed from the start, it began with going to […]

That’s Your Favorite Part of Your Disney Vacation?

May 8th, 2017|

We did it!  We just survived a family trip to Walt Disney World!

It is important to remember when surviving a trip like this, to really take in the individual moments.  You need to remember to hold those in your own head.  And here’s why.

We had an epic trip.  We went to five days of parks […]

Do you have a “mom tribe”?

May 1st, 2017|

I tried to remember a time before kids. Of course, I was able to. But when you’re in the thick of things, it seems like you’re living in bubble. It can be tough, and rough at times, and magical and amazing other times.

You can feel alone and depressed one day and joyful and inspired the […]

Happy 2nd Anniversary Bleeping Motherhood!

April 24th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old! Ah yes, 2 glorious years ago Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri took the plunge into blogging. And today, here we are, for better or worse, sharing all of our hilarious mom moments and insanity with the world.

In toddler speak, we are in our terrible twos!

What does this mean? If […]

I Still Won’t Say Be Careful Even After My Son Broke His Nose

April 17th, 2017|

 

 

I come to you as a reformed “be careful” mom.  I’ll raise my hand and say I’ve quit saying that to my kids.  I’ve come to the conclusion they don’t hear it, so it is as worthwhile as saying, “banana ice skates”.  On top of that, I don’t want them to “be careful”.  Instead, I […]