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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Riding the Roller Coaster Of Motherhood

June 21st, 2017|

Are you riding the Roller Coaster of Motherhood? Do you want to poke your eyes out?
Here’s our Top 5 household items you can use to poke your eyes out, in style:
5: A cutlery set. A nice cutlery set can go a long way. I bet you’ve been using your forks in the kitchen to do […]

Top 5 Best Father’s Day T-shirt gifts!

June 14th, 2017|

My husband is a HUGE t-shirt guy. He has tons of them. And about twice a year, I ask him to survey his t-shirt load and purge a bunch. How many does he toss? Maybe 1, if I’m lucky.

So moms, for all your t-shirt junkies out there:
The Best Father’s Day T-shirts
5: You’re Killing Me Smalls

If […]

Top 5 Ways to Prevent Children’s Day

May 17th, 2017|

I’ve received a lot of good feedback on my way of celebrating Kid’s Day.  From the comments on this post, to the texts and in-person conversations, I know I’m not alone.

As I was nearing the end of the internet yesterday, I happened to find a mention of a Children’s Day celebration in Japan.  It made […]

Top 5 Ways I Ruined A Disney World Trip

May 10th, 2017|

I could give you the Top 5 pieces of gear you NEED for a trip to Disney or the Top 5 Rides to ride at Disney, but I don’t think that’s why you come to Bleeping Motherhood.  No, you want to know the ways I ruined my kids’ trip to Disney.  Because chances are, if […]

What a Mom Tribe is NOT. And when to tell other moms to eff off.

May 3rd, 2017|

Here’s our Top 5 list of things that a mom tribe is NOT.

5: A mom tribe is NOT a gathering place where women gather do a bunch of laundry. Nope. Not even close. So next time someone hands you a large basket of clothes and says, “there’s a stain on that sweater that you might […]

2 Year Old Milestones and what you should drink during each of them

April 26th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 Years Old! Happy Anniversary to us, and high five to all of you who’ve stuck around to listen to our insane mommy rants!

If we were actually 2 years old, we’d barely be potty trained, but who cares! We’re 2!
Here’s our Top 5 list of 2 year old milestones and what beverage […]

Top 5 Ways Not To Get Outdoors With Your Kids – And How To Fix Those

April 22nd, 2017|

We’re focusing on getting outdoors with our kids this week because we’ve all read the 7,000 articles on why it is about the best thing ever. And if you haven’t read those 7,000 articles, trust us, those exist and it is the best thing ever. But, there’s a good way and a not so good […]

Top 5 things adults should try TODAY

April 12th, 2017|

Adulting is rough. Little kids get away with doing all kinds of ridiculous stuff that us adults simply can’t do. Fun stuff. Gross stuff. Weird stuff. I kinda wanna go into the world and explore some of these things, so here’s:
Bleeping Motherhood’s Top 5 Things I Wish I Could Do, But Can’t Because I’m (Posing […]

Top 5 Tips To Be A Great Friend

March 15th, 2017|

We all need mom friends, right?  Someone that you can furiously text to when things go south (or someone to cry over about spilled milk).  Thanks to contributing writer, Naomi, on these tips:
How To Be A Great Friend

Be ready to listen.  Sometimes women (especially women who are mothers) need to vent.  We need to […]

Top 5 Ways To Become A Next Level Parenting Gangster

March 8th, 2017|

This week, Bleeping Motherhood is discovering how to channel our inner mom gangster. You can check out Bleeping Audrey’s personal grocery store gangster post here.

To continue the spirit of being a badass in various forms, here’s:
Top 5 Ways To Become A Next Level Parenting Gangster
5: Mornings can be hectic. Put another way, absolutely fucking insane. […]