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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Top 5 Best Bleeping Gifts This Holiday Season. Spoiler, it’s not a Fingerling.

December 6th, 2017|

I know that little finger monkey is probably on your kid’s holiday wish list this season, but we’re here to tell you, if you haven’t gotten the monkey, you’re probably out of luck. I’m not trying to get all Grinch on you, but that thing is likely sold out, or WAYYY overpriced on Ebay.

 

Oh snap! […]

Top 5 Instagrammers That Made Us Laugh On We Are Real Moms

November 29th, 2017|

We had a great time playing along on the We Are Real Moms Instagram contest in November done by Being Mamma Bear and co-hosted by Photostories by D.  We got a chance to share a humor tip and loved the responses we got back.

First – you need to know what ideas we gave – Nikita […]

Top 5 Suckiest Times To Have The Flu

November 15th, 2017|

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The flu.

The flu who?

Shit. Ain’t nobody answering that joke. That’s because the flu is no joke. Before kids, I always wondered how in the hell I would ever manage taking care of my kids if I had the flu. Last winter, it happened. My son came into my room in the middle of […]

Top 5 Ways To Get Through A Deployment

November 8th, 2017|

In honor of Veteran’s Day, this week we’re hearing from our Bleeping Military Mom, Michele about their family’s experiences being a military family.

Written by Michele

Deployments and TDY (temporary duty) happen frequently to soldiers in the military.  And to their families.  While most of those don’t include a month in Key West, many of them do include […]

Top 5 – Oh bleep, it’s Halloween!

October 31st, 2017|

Hey mom, did you realize today is Halloween?  It would be a very “me” move to forget until the day of.  We don’t do any of the local activities and as a homeschooling family, we don’t have any school requirements.  So, come Halloween day, that’s when we get it together costume wise.

If you don’t have […]

Boobs, boobs, and more boobs!

October 18th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood wants to get you totally excited about breast health. What better way to do it, then to show ridiculous gifs involving boobs.
Here we go!

Top 5 Best .Gifs About Boobs
5: How will I ever get over seeing sweet, innocent Pam from The Office getting felt up?
4: “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”

3: Man-boobs […]

It’s so much harder to parent when you’re exhausted—5 ways to get more sleep

October 11th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert

This won’t be news to other moms reading this: I’m basically tired most of the time. But the beautiful truth also exists that the undeniable joy of motherhood (sometimes) overrides the exhaustion somehow.

If I’m being honest, part of that exhaustion is completely self-induced. I go to bed too […]

Top 5 Realizations While Away On A No-Kid Vaca

October 4th, 2017|

We recently celebrated our 10 Anniversary in Kennebunkport, Maine. You can read all about that fabulous trip here.  Although we did miss our kids a little, we did really appreciate getting away (from them) for a while.  We also came away with a couple of realizations:

 

5: We don’t do this enough.

Jeesh. Who couldn’t use a […]

Top 5 Science Museums – So Far

September 27th, 2017|

Like I said previously this week, I’ve been to a lot of science museums.  Like, a lot.  And I have had a chance to interact with some good ones and some not so great ones.  I’ve mostly visited ones on the east coast, though I’m planning on branching out to some more mid-west ones later […]

Top 5 – Don’t Eat These In Front Of Your Children

September 20th, 2017|

After our recent lobster-in-front-of-kids eating experience, I’m loathe to eat delicious food in front of my kids.  They have a long history of trying to ruin my eating experiences.  I mean, many things are probably ok.  They don’t give me much of a hard time if they come across me eating grilled chicken, or a […]