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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Top 5 Tips To Be A Great Friend

March 15th, 2017|

We all need mom friends, right?  Someone that you can furiously text to when things go south (or someone to cry over about spilled milk).  Thanks to contributing writer, Naomi, on these tips:
How To Be A Great Friend

Be ready to listen.  Sometimes women (especially women who are mothers) need to vent.  We need to […]

Top 5 Ways To Become A Next Level Parenting Gangster

March 8th, 2017|

This week, Bleeping Motherhood is discovering how to channel our inner mom gangster. You can check out Bleeping Audrey’s personal grocery store gangster post here.

To continue the spirit of being a badass in various forms, here’s:
Top 5 Ways To Become A Next Level Parenting Gangster
5: Mornings can be hectic. Put another way, absolutely fucking insane. […]

Top 5 Worst Kid Recipes

February 22nd, 2017|

A quick search on the internet for cooking with kids and you’ll find a plethora of healthy recipes with beautiful images of smiling moms and angelic children engaged in Pinterest worthy masterpieces.  However, even after perusing the second page of google results and I still can’t find recipes you shouldn’t cook with kids.  Don’t worry […]

Top 5 Worst Mom Ever Steps

February 15th, 2017|

As the award winner of Worst Mom Ever, I’d be happy to share some of the steps that not only got me nominated, but also helped me win!  I’d love to share the steps of what I did to win this enviable award.
Top 5 Steps That Made Me The Worst Mom Ever
5. I sat down […]

Top 5 Worst Romantic Comedies

February 8th, 2017|

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! A time when us moms get showered with affectionate hugs and kisses from our kids, husbands and a plethera of romantic comedies on the Lifetime Network.

Whether you’re a rom-com buff, or just dabble in them here or there, Bleeping Motherhood has rounded up some of the shittiest love […]

Getting Back Together With Sleep

February 1st, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, A bleeping sleep expert

Long ago in the land of no children, there was this thing I loved dearly that I miss so very much. It brought me great joy.  It could make things right; it made all things possible. It had this way of making me feel like nothing else could. It was my […]

Top 5 – Cheer A Mom Up

January 25th, 2017|

I came across a super mom last week – I mentioned her in Monday’s post (and we’re still looking for her) and she continues to inspire us this week.  Because very often we all come across super moms, holding it all together despite unique pressures or triggers facing them.  Like, lack of sleep, feeling pulled in […]

Top 5 – Tantrum Survival Guide

January 11th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton

You know what my favorite part about parenting is?

When my child throws himself on the floor, tells me he hates me, and throws his toys across the room.

Said no Mom ever. 

I used to think I was the luckiest Mother in the world because we bypassed the terrible twos.

Wrong.

Because parenting is never […]

Top 5 – Enjoy Holiday Shopping

December 14th, 2016|

Holiday shopping is freaking awesome. If you’re a PSYCHOpath. To cheer you up, here’s our
TOP 5 Ways To Make Holiday Shopping More Enjoyable
5: Wear a scary mask like the one from Scream, or possibly a bloody dagger coming out of the side of your head/mask. I think that would make holiday shopping quite fun. Just […]

Top 5 Elf Excuses

December 7th, 2016|

Still doing that elf thing, huh?  I get it, you are caught already.  We’ll help you with that on Friday.  But I’m guessing some day this week you already have or will have forgotten to move the creepy little shit.  I understand because that was me nearly every day during our brief foray into the […]