This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Boobs, boobs, and more boobs!

October 18th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood wants to get you totally excited about breast health. What better way to do it, then to show ridiculous gifs involving boobs.
Here we go!

Top 5 Best .Gifs About Boobs
5: How will I ever get over seeing sweet, innocent Pam from The Office getting felt up?
4: “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”

3: Man-boobs […]

It’s so much harder to parent when you’re exhausted—5 ways to get more sleep

October 11th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, our Bleeping Sleep Expert

This won’t be news to other moms reading this: I’m basically tired most of the time. But the beautiful truth also exists that the undeniable joy of motherhood (sometimes) overrides the exhaustion somehow.

If I’m being honest, part of that exhaustion is completely self-induced. I go to bed too […]

Top 5 Realizations While Away On A No-Kid Vaca

October 4th, 2017|

We recently celebrated our 10 Anniversary in Kennebunkport, Maine. You can read all about that fabulous trip here.  Although we did miss our kids a little, we did really appreciate getting away (from them) for a while.  We also came away with a couple of realizations:

 

5: We don’t do this enough.

Jeesh. Who couldn’t use a […]

Top 5 Science Museums – So Far

September 27th, 2017|

Like I said previously this week, I’ve been to a lot of science museums.  Like, a lot.  And I have had a chance to interact with some good ones and some not so great ones.  I’ve mostly visited ones on the east coast, though I’m planning on branching out to some more mid-west ones later […]

Top 5 – Don’t Eat These In Front Of Your Children

September 20th, 2017|

After our recent lobster-in-front-of-kids eating experience, I’m loathe to eat delicious food in front of my kids.  They have a long history of trying to ruin my eating experiences.  I mean, many things are probably ok.  They don’t give me much of a hard time if they come across me eating grilled chicken, or a […]

Top 5 Stupid Childhood Games We Played

September 13th, 2017|

A recent camping trip and random game of Monkeys in the Mulch made me put a magnifying glass on games of my childhood.  And they were pretty stupid.  Do you remember these games and can you explain them?
Stupid Childhood Games
5: Running Bases – Here’s what I remember of this game.  Running back and forth.  I […]

Top 5 worst places to bring your toddler on vacation for a week.

September 6th, 2017|

We’ve all been there.  In our head, planned amazing family vacations where our children would dance happily along next to us.  We’d have the perfect amount of family time, combined with some sleeping in and a delicious meal or two.  Then suddenly you get woken up from your daydream because your toddler has hit you […]

Top 5 Things That Only Happen To Parents

August 30th, 2017|

Brad from Cosmic Geppetto is back with us, reminding us of how funny kids can be.  It can’t just be him, right?

The kids survived their first few days of school.  They are doing well.  Better than me and Heather.

It is especially hard for Heather.  She is the first line of parenting defense.  The one who […]

Top 5 messes I Wouldn’t Have Touched Before Fostering

August 23rd, 2017|

Jessica Sullivan is back with us again, talking about fostering a child.  This particular posts brings back some memories of things I would have never thought I’d do before becoming a mom.

Fostering brings a lot of changes to your life.  Particularly things that you would have never done for a niece or nephew (or done […]

Top 5 Inappropriate Places To Wear A Boob Hammock

August 17th, 2017|

We recently taught you how to make your very own Boob Sweat Hammock. You can get the whole story on how to do that using just 2 simple supplies. Check it out here.

Now that you’ve constructed your very own boob hammock, here’s the
Top 5 Places NOT to wear a boob hammock:
5: A Playdate. It might […]