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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Top 5 messes I Wouldn’t Have Touched Before Fostering

August 23rd, 2017|

Jessica Sullivan is back with us again, talking about fostering a child.  This particular posts brings back some memories of things I would have never thought I’d do before becoming a mom.

Fostering brings a lot of changes to your life.  Particularly things that you would have never done for a niece or nephew (or done […]

Top 5 Inappropriate Places To Wear A Boob Hammock

August 17th, 2017|

We recently taught you how to make your very own Boob Sweat Hammock. You can get the whole story on how to do that using just 2 simple supplies. Check it out here.

Now that you’ve constructed your very own boob hammock, here’s the
Top 5 Places NOT to wear a boob hammock:
5: A Playdate. It might […]

Top 5 Things Every Mommy Hates

August 9th, 2017|

Messy house, no time for a 5-minute nap, kids running all around, even if you have an only child, it can sometimes feel like the house is a whole kindergarten!  Then these “blessed cherubs” come to you saying “Mommy, I am hungry!” – starting to feel like life?

The Bleeping Motherhood team understands mothers try to […]

Top 5 Baby Supplies!

August 2nd, 2017|

Top 5 Baby supplies that will make your life easier. And also help you keep your kids from injuring themselves.

5: Sharp edges on things make me crazy. My kids have cut open their heads and faces on sharp corners. At some, after lots of boo boos, blood, crying and several hundred bandaids, I smartened up […]

Top 5 More Helpful Fairies Than The Tooth Fairy

July 26th, 2017|

Tooth Fairy.  Bah – who’s with me?  I am actually paying someone else so I can roll the dice on if I’m going to scare the shit out of my own kids about some imaginary creature creeping under their pillow while they sleep.  If I wanted to pay people to make my life more difficult, […]

Top 5 Ways To “Bad Mom” A Baby Shower

July 19th, 2017|

Are you starting to see the light, that the end of mom guilt starts at the shower?  Not ready to have moms lining up for keg stands at your next baby shower?  I get it.  Embracing the “Bad Mom” lifestyle comes in stages (although, if you need anyone to start the keg stands, in our […]

Top 5: 4 Truths & 1 Lie Would You Rathers!

July 12th, 2017|

Can you guess which Would You Rather questions from our new book are truths and which is a lie?
We’ve gone through so many ups and downs, laughing and crying and so much more, that we had to include it in our new book Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond. But, we also […]

Top 5 Things I Would Rather Not Do

July 5th, 2017|

As our new book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond is launching next week, we thought it might be fun to explore some of the questions our readers will be faced making decisions about.  Tell us – which of these five would you rather do?
I Would Rather Not:
5 – Screw up the recipe […]

Five things I never thought I would say, but I’m a dad now

June 28th, 2017|

Brad Mendenhall is back with us again today, talking top 5 lists.  Cue the “womp, womp”.
Things I Say Because I’m a Dad
5) Because that’s how strong Spider-Man is.
 I grew up reading comics.  An awful lot of comics.  I loved everything about them.  The crappy yet engaging art.  The clunky yet rich dialog.   The fantastic […]

Riding the Roller Coaster Of Motherhood

June 21st, 2017|

Are you riding the Roller Coaster of Motherhood? Do you want to poke your eyes out?
Here’s our Top 5 household items you can use to poke your eyes out, in style:
5: A cutlery set. A nice cutlery set can go a long way. I bet you’ve been using your forks in the kitchen to do […]