In 1845, a group of women stood in a field and watched the sun set as their kids frolic in the high grass. Then, in the near distance, a coyote appeared. The women scooped up their children screaming profanities and ran to safety. One  woman pulled out a shotgun and aimed it at the coyote, right between the eyes.

“Coyote, if you ever come here again, I’ll blow your brains out.”

The next day, the coyote returned, and that woman did in fact blow it’s brains out, and a little to the left.

Moral of the story. Don’t mess with a mom.

Bleeping Motherhood was invented by 2 moms who believe that laughter is the best medicine. If you choose to laugh, then stay here. If you choose to frown, then take a hike.

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