Are you freaking out over what to get your husband for Valentine’s Day? Especially because he’s been, well kind of an a-hole lately? Look no further. I’ve discovered the PERFECT gift.

Edible Anus.

Yup, that’s right, for $38.95, you can send your jerky husband, a box of edible chocolates molded in the shape of his asshole. Think, I’m kidding? Check out their Facebook page here.

I’m not exactly sure how to order some chocolate anus, but I’m not sure I want to know how to. But, the thought is there.
What if your husband hasn’t been an asshole lately? Go with the edible anus anyway. It screams erotica. And poo. A perfect blend of parenting, marriage and love.

Would you get your spouse a chocolate anus for Valentine’s Day? Tell us below or continue the conversation on the Bleeping Motherhood facebook page.

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