Can you believe we’ve actually said these things?
Don’t touch my mommy parts.
Can you at least remove the macaroni from his balls?
Please stop licking the light switches.
“Stop painting the dog.” 5 minutes later…”That didn’t mean paint the cat instead.”
Please don’t hulk smash your sister.
Don’t let your brother sit on your face and fart. Don’t let anyone sit on your face!
It’s not appropriate to motor-boat your mother.
Can you NOT play with your penis during dinner time?
Don’t spit on her butt
I don’t think picking and eating big boogers out of my nose will give you big poopies.
Putting your penis by your brothers butt is NOT appropriate behavior.
Don’t sing, “let it die” to my tomato plants
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