This week on Bleepingmotherhood.com, you’ll :

• Have your meals cooked and house cleaned by three fictional men.
•  Get visual training on how to dress and dance badly.
•  Examine phrases that will help you succeed in every day life.
• Learn how to stock up on useless wallpaper.
• And more!

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