Top 5 Ways To Use Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book for Good:

5: Buy the book for a mom who is in desperate need of a good laugh.

4: Buy the book for a mom who wants to experience peeing in her pants from laughing really hard while reading the book.

3: Buy the book for an over due date pregnant lady that wants to laugh so hard causing her water to break.

2: Buy the book for a mom who likes to take warm bubble baths and read hilarious, sometimes inappropriate content.

1: Buy the book for a mom and become the world’s best gift giver in the entire world/Earth, including various planets like Mars and Uranus.

Top 5 Ways To Use Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather book for Pure Evil:

5: Read the book over and over again until you insanely start talking with people, starting every sentence with “Would You Rather”.

4: Taunt first time mothers with Would You Rather questions.

3: Carve out a flask shape inside the pages of the book, and hide your booze stash in there for “after hours”.

2: Hit your husband over the head with the book. Until he cries. And begs for mercy on his soul.

1: When you’re in a heated discussion with someone, take the book, throw it on a nearby table and shout, “You can’t handle the truth!”

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