If you find yourself in a Toddlered situation, here’s 3 Rules of Thumb that can help:

1: DO NOT look the toddler in the eye. Keep your distance, and STAY STRONG.

2: I carry these 3 items with me at ALL TIMES. I suggest you do the same:

1.  A pair of tongs
2. Dolly Parton’s book “Dolly: My Life and Other Unfinished Business
3. A case of 1 ply toilet paper

Don’t ask why. You will become MacGyver and you will automatically use the items accordingly.

3: You are stronger than you think.