In an ongoing effort to avoid/help all the moms and dads out there from getting TODDLERED, Bleeping Motherhood has a few pieces of advice.

But first, let us bow our heads and think about those who are being TODDLERED at this very moment.

(Like me, who just spent a considerable amount of time mopping the floor, to then be TODDLERED – because it seemed to be just the right time to have a post-mop syrup party.)

So anyway, here’s

3 Things You Can Do To Avoid/Improve your TODDLERED Mom-ents:

1: ALWAYS wear hooker high heels. If you’re gonna get TODDLERED, why not be a hooker who gets TODDLERED. Plus, you will look stylish/slutty when you’re chasing away the toddler from the scene of the TODDLERED crime.

2: ALWAYS take a picture of the TODDLERED incident, so that you have proof of the insanity when you are taken away in the straight jacket the following week.

3: ALWAYS have wine in stock. Just ‘cause, well, you know.

How do you stay sane/insane during TODDLERED mom-ents? Or better yet, what advice do you have in avoiding them? Tell us now at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com