The Bleeping Agendee (yes, I came up with a new word, “Agendee”, so get on that Webster’s Dic):

Don’t miss out on this fabulous, yet somewhat useless information coming your way this week from us at BleepingMotherhood.com

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So anyway, here’s some of what you can look forward to this week!

• Get Happy with Pharrell Williams!
• WTF was in my kitchen sink???
• Call your husband’s mother a whore!
• Watch a Memorial video about toys that died under our couch. Yes, you read that correctly. And bring a box of tissues.

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