Let me know if this sounds familiar.
It’s 7 a.m. and your kid gently tells you that he forgot to finish his homework. And being that your week has been especially cra-cra, you forgot too.

Shit.

It’s half done, and due today! Now what? Luckily there’s a solution! Hasbro has come out with a line of real dogs that will “eat your homework” so that you have a legit excuse for the teacher.

Here’s what you do:

1: Have your kid crank out the rest of the homework assignment – who cares if it’s perfect/correct, the dog is going to eat it anyway! Plus, you are teaching a moral responsibility to the kid. Win-Win!

2: Swing by the store on the way to school, and pick up a “Yummy In My Tummy” Homework Dog.

3: Feed your kid’s shitty homework paper to the dog and fill out the official “Yummy In My Tummy” document to give to your kid’s teacher.

4: Vioala.

Choose from these 4 “Yummy In My Tummy” Homework Doggies:

“Scruffy”: Great for eating simple, 1 page homework assignments.

“Sly”: This dog is all business. He can make an entire book report disappear in one gulp.

“Tude”: This dog will munch on large projects and visual aides.

“Cee-Cee”: She will actually do the homework and guarantees at least a C minus.

Share your homework fail stories with us now at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com