Have you seen a mom walking around Target with matted hair, a glazed look and an adorable baby strapped in/secured in her cart? You can recognize a Mombie (get it, Mom Zombie) an aisle away. Possibly because you remember being there yourself?
There’s many reasons to become a Mombie. Frankly, babies need to eat like every […]
Not sure what idiotic kid’s tv show convinced my children of the tooth fairy, but at this point, if we don’t deliver, society has told me they really will sell parts of their body because of this childhood disappointment. Fine. We’ll play society’s games. Again.
But let’s make it a bit easier on ourselves. Enough with […]
Tooth Fairy. Bah – who’s with me? I am actually paying someone else so I can roll the dice on if I’m going to scare the shit out of my own kids about some imaginary creature creeping under their pillow while they sleep. If I wanted to pay people to make my life more difficult, […]
We had the chance to check out clothing by Kid’s Dream, a special occasion girl’s dress line manufactured in Los Angeles.
These darling dresses are very well-made, surprisingly affordable and are perfect for the little girl in your life. There were 3 particular dresses that were standouts that we loved!
Sophia Circle Embroidery Chiffon Dress
This adorable little […]
I’m not a fan of the tooth fairy. Why is this a thing?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve spent years convincing my children that there were no monsters under the bed, in the closet or on the other side of the window. I’ve even developed my own brand of monster stay-away spray (available soon […]
There needs to be more pins on Pinterest about how not to seek perfection. I hope you pin this one. This is about how to stay sane when it comes to baby showers.
I just can’t. I’m not going to create a color coordinated, theme appropriate snack table. There won’t be cheese cut into shapes of […]
Can we get a hell yeah! If there were ever such a funny, clever, novelty-parenting item that spoke to me, this would be it.
Dawn Dais has thoughtfully, and humorously spun the standard “Baby’s First Year” with a parent’s version that has me giggling like a small school girl in her book, The Overly Honest Baby […]
Are you starting to see the light, that the end of mom guilt starts at the shower? Not ready to have moms lining up for keg stands at your next baby shower? I get it. Embracing the “Bad Mom” lifestyle comes in stages (although, if you need anyone to start the keg stands, in our […]
Ever since the movie Bad Moms came out, Bad Moms have been coming out. Raising their hand and saying, “yup, that’s me!”. With all the “Bad Moms” standing up, does that stereotypical perfect mom even exist? Well, not over here it doesn’t.
So what if we end the charade of perfect mommyhood and perfect parenthood, starting […]
Anyone getting the occasional spider in the home? Say “I”. “I”.
I really try not to be a huge baby when it comes to spiders. After all, I am a wife and mother. And have dealt with harrier beasts. But when I see a spider, I go into freak out mode and start screaming like an […]
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