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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

How to stay young and sane when you have kids

April 28th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old this month. That’s 24 years old in dog years. 72 in reptile years. 184 in alien years. And 684 in minion years.

Damn, we’re old.

Here’s some tips on staying young, sane and most importantly, avoid morphing into a minion.

 

Stay out of the sun. Who am I kidding? I LOVE […]

2 Year Old Milestones and what you should drink during each of them

April 26th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 Years Old! Happy Anniversary to us, and high five to all of you who’ve stuck around to listen to our insane mommy rants!

If we were actually 2 years old, we’d barely be potty trained, but who cares! We’re 2!
Here’s our Top 5 list of 2 year old milestones and what beverage […]

Happy 2nd Anniversary Bleeping Motherhood!

April 24th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is 2 years old! Ah yes, 2 glorious years ago Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri took the plunge into blogging. And today, here we are, for better or worse, sharing all of our hilarious mom moments and insanity with the world.

In toddler speak, we are in our terrible twos!

What does this mean? If […]

24 Hours With Forest School For All

April 22nd, 2017|

8 Questions & Answers that will explain everything. Why 8? Because that’s all we had time for.

Sabrina Norrie is an unschooling and worldschooling mama, all about empowering families to follow the path in life that really speaks to them. For her family it’s all about slow living, playful days and adventurous travel. As co-founder of […]

Top 5 Ways Not To Get Outdoors With Your Kids – And How To Fix Those

April 22nd, 2017|

We’re focusing on getting outdoors with our kids this week because we’ve all read the 7,000 articles on why it is about the best thing ever. And if you haven’t read those 7,000 articles, trust us, those exist and it is the best thing ever. But, there’s a good way and a not so good […]

Playing Outside With Forest School For All

April 18th, 2017|

Want to play outside with your kids but don’t know what to do?  Have you thought about adding a bit of learning to outdoor play?  I did last summer and it was a lot of fun.

Before I tell you more, let me first tell you that one of my side gigs is helping set up […]

I Still Won’t Say Be Careful Even After My Son Broke His Nose

April 17th, 2017|

 

 

I come to you as a reformed “be careful” mom.  I’ll raise my hand and say I’ve quit saying that to my kids.  I’ve come to the conclusion they don’t hear it, so it is as worthwhile as saying, “banana ice skates”.  On top of that, I don’t want them to “be careful”.  Instead, I […]

Weekly Tip: Moms shake off all that STUFF

April 14th, 2017|

Wanna know how you can act like a small child and get away with it, (kind’a) In 21 Easy Steps?
1: Grab a bunch of mama friends/drinking buddies/crazy-ass peeps

2: Grab 1 bottle of wine per crazy-ass peep (not to exceed 47).

3: Drink all the wine.

4: Go to a bar.

5: Dance like everyone is watching.

6: Don’t care […]

Top 5 things adults should try TODAY

April 12th, 2017|

Adulting is rough. Little kids get away with doing all kinds of ridiculous stuff that us adults simply can’t do. Fun stuff. Gross stuff. Weird stuff. I kinda wanna go into the world and explore some of these things, so here’s:
Bleeping Motherhood’s Top 5 Things I Wish I Could Do, But Can’t Because I’m (Posing […]

The Toothless Puppy

April 11th, 2017|

Have you read The Toothless Puppy A Tale of Differences by Karen and Ashley Almon?

This story of a golden retriever takes us on her journey of trying to find her missing tooth. She explores various feelings as she feels different because of her long lost tooth. She quickly discovers that being different isn’t that bad after […]