I Turned Around For One Second…..
One of our bleeping fans, Lisa, shared this picture with us. We get it, Lisa. And we hope you buy stock in toilet paper, paper towels and all things rolled, this toddler has classic unrolling tendencies.
Let it Die……
“Don’t sing, Let it Die to my tomato plants”
“Can you at least remove the macaroni from his balls?”
“If you don’t take the crayon out of your bum, I’ll need to take it away.”
These are just a few of the gems that we can’t believe have come out of our mouths as moms. Who sticks crayons […]
Hope It Was Worth It
Thank you to our fan, Shannon, for sharing her TODDLERED moment.
We hope it was some good coffee!
Send us pictures of your TODDLERED moments at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com or post it on our bleeping facebook page. We’d love to hear just what the hell happened and maybe we’ll feature it on Bleeping Motherhood. Because if you can’t laugh, all […]
Poor Kyle’s Mom
Yes. Sometimes we bitch and moan. Sometimes we’re bitchy. It’s okay, we’re moms. We’re allowed to be bitchy, on occasion.
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The Bleeping Agendee
YAY! It’s bitch and moan/rant week!
I try not to bitch and moan too much about the insanity that is my life, because after all, our babies will grow up and we will be sad and cry. BUT for now, this week, we are allowing some bitching…What have your lil’ monsters done lately that really grinded […]
Seinfeld Favorites
This Seinfeld Superman Montage makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. If you’re a fan, it’s a must watch.
And then, there is of course the Green Day Good Riddance Montage, which I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
Seinfeld
Ever feel like you’re living in a Seinfeld episode? I recently had a week where I felt like Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer were at every turn.
BTW, if you have not subscribed to BleepingMotherhood.com, do it now! Or we will send the Soup Nazi to your house and he will scream “NO SOUP FOR YOU.” […]
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