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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Weekly Tip: I don’t hate you, I just hate your doorbell style.

August 11th, 2017|

Dear Mr. Solicitor,

I know you are just trying to make a living selling door to door. You’re busy walking up and down my street selling things like steaks, windows, solar panels, and insect extermination services. I know you’re just trying to make a buck.

But, I hate you.

You ring my doorbell just when I got my […]

Weekly Tip: How To Care For A Baby

August 4th, 2017|

First time parents are quite hilarious, I mean adorable. I was one once. And looking back, I remember thinking how incredibly “adorable” I was. I had no clue what I was doing. I still don’t but I like to think I’m doing the best I can. In case you need a little help, might we […]

Weekly Tip – Baby Shower Made Easier

July 21st, 2017|

There needs to be more pins on Pinterest about how not to seek perfection.  I hope you pin this one.  This is about how to stay sane when it comes to baby showers.

I just can’t.  I’m not going to create a color coordinated, theme appropriate snack table.  There won’t be cheese cut into shapes of […]

Weekly Tip: How to half-kill a spider and then run away screaming

July 14th, 2017|

Anyone getting the occasional spider in the home? Say “I”. “I”.

I really try not to be a huge baby when it comes to spiders. After all, I am a wife and mother. And have dealt with harrier beasts. But when I see a spider, I go into freak out mode and start screaming like an […]

Weekly Tip – Surviving Sleeping Babies That Won’t Transfer

July 8th, 2017|

Sleeping baby – that doesn’t sound so bad, right?  It is what most people look for, I’d bet!  Until, the baby is asleep in the car and you know you are waiting it out.  Or the baby is asleep on your lap and the slightest “click” of your phone will awake the terror you’ve spent […]

Weekly Tip: One On One With The Middle Child

June 30th, 2017|

This parenting thing…it’s hard. At least it is hard for me. I am not genetically predisposed to parenthood like my wife. Heather is a natural. I knew it when we got the cats and the way she cooed at them and they would walk to her on the couch and lick her nose, obviously loving […]

Weekly Tip – For Those Poke Yourself In The Eye Moments

June 23rd, 2017|

Does motherhood have you like, “how can I love my kids so much but still want to poke myself in the eye?”

We get it.  As I’m about to embark on a weekend long trip with my girlfriends from college, I’m definitely wavering between missing their sweet snugly bodies and wanted to poke myself in the […]

Weekly Tip: Man Meat. It’s what’s for dinner.

June 16th, 2017|

You might be planning a bbq for Father’s Day. What should you include on the menu for dad’s big day? Meat. And lots of it.

And the good news is, it can be pretty easy to prepare. Our advice is to splurge on a really nice cut of your guy’s favorite meat. For whatever reason, when […]

Weekly Tip – Coffee To Wine Makes Kid’s Day Fine

May 19th, 2017|

It may start to feel like Kid’s Day is every day.  That’s the premise I presented to my kids when they shit the bed on being kind on Mother’s Day.

This tip I present to you is not new to most of you.  I’ve discussed at many playgrounds the fact that frequently I realize the next […]

Weekly Tip – Winning at Disney World

May 12th, 2017|

After a truly wonderful trip to Disney World with my family, I have a lot of tips to impart, but I think you’ll appreciate my last one the best:
How To Win At Disney World

I can’t speak to all kids, but my kids at seven and four turning five definitely benefited from having a stroller […]