As if having kids doesn’t make you feel tired, old and useless. Let’s face it, some days we’ve got one foot in the retirement home door. Here’s a few more signs that you’re becoming more tired, more old and more useless:

5 – You purchase “The Clapper”. And you love it.

4 – You eat a Werther’s Original. And you love it.

3 – You find something so funny you slap your knee.

2 – You yell “slow down sonny” when cars drive past your house more than 25 MPH

1 – You find Alex Trebek , “sexy”

BONUS: You get excited when you see your favorite kid-friendly restaurant announces its “Early Bird Special”