Top 5 questions a new mom might have before giving birth:

5: What is the “bloody show”, and will I need to buy tickets ahead of time to get in?

4: What’s a “mucus plug” and will I need Kleenex and a plumber to install it?

3: What is the “ring of fire” and will the local Fire Dept. become necessary?

2: What is “crowning” and can I get one like Miss America’s?

1: What is an “episiotomy” and can I get one on Amazon Prime?

What labor and delivery “terms” did you become familiar with? Email us at sothishappened@bleepingmotherhood.com