Top 5 phrases that would sound great coming out a toddler’s mouth:

5 – Shotgun!

4 – A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

3 – Manicure, pedicure, eyebrows please.

2 – Smack it up, flip it.  Rub it down, oooohhh.

1 – Have you seen Kim K’s ass lately?

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