This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Top 5 – Kid Birthday Party Edition

June 3rd, 2015|

Top 5 Worst Kid’s Birthday Party Themes (Or Best, based on your location and whether or not you have shit for brains):

5: Rabid Dog Party – 

I hope you wore your party hat. And got your rabies shot. Because we’re heading down to the animal shelter to celebrate with all the infected dogs and cats.

4: Taxidermy/Hillbilly […]

Fucking Pancakes

June 1st, 2015|

My DH makes pancakes for the kids on the weekends. And he will make heart shaped pancakes for my daughter and she adores him for it. During the week, I don’t have time for that shit. My kids will get frozen waffles and black bananas. Well one morning, I realized that I was out of […]