Top 5 Beauty Recipes Using Shit You Probably Have Around The House:
5: Olive Oil as a deep conditioner:
Massage one teaspoon of extra-virgin olive oil into dry, clean hair (pay extra attention to the ends). Then, wrap your hair in a warm, damp towel and let the oil absorb into your strands for up to 20 […]
My husband got me a Spa Day for Christmas last year and I was actually able to take advantage on my birthday, which was in April. Yes, it took me 4 months to find time to do this.
I was pretty excited about it, since heck, no kids for 4 hours, people massaging my tired bones, […]
I think you all deserve to put your feet up, take a long nap, clear your head and pamper yourself all week.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
You’re a mom. So that’s probably not going to happen.
Whether you’re a stay at home mom, work from home mom, or working mom, we DO need some pampering time. But how, you ask? Great […]
If you want to get out of hosting the holidays at your house this year, here’s what you do in 4.5 Easy Steps:
1: Tell everyone that you may, or may not poison the food.
2: Do a half-smile and wink 3 times.
3: Say, “I’m serious, though.”, and wink once.
4: Fake cough.
4.5: Pivot turn, and run away […]
Some Christmas movies never get old. Here’s a few of our favorites. Most of this could probably apply to my real life holiday adventures, minus the hot iron to my forehead.
Top 5 Places To Hide (GET RID OF) Elf On A Shelf:
5: In the garbage.
You know you hate that effing thing. Just throw it away.
4: In a foreign country.
UPS or FedEx ship it to any country, and poof, it’s gone.
3: Outside on a windy day.
Hopefully a big gust of wind will pick it up and […]
In this edition of Suck On This, you will actually be getting something to Suck On. A compilation of fabulous drink pop recipes that are sure to be an early Christmas gift to yourself after a hot summer day. I have not been able to test these recipes, so someone step up to the plate […]
I know nobody feels like thinking about the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. But guess what. It’s bleeping Christmas in July! Do you know what that means? We are getting into the holiday spirit, but with all the benefits of warm weather and sangria!
Now, get that ass up, and start singing Jingle Bells.
