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This Is A Custom Widget

This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Baby Shower Like A Bad Mom

July 17th, 2017|

Ever since the movie Bad Moms came out, Bad Moms have been coming out.  Raising their hand and saying, “yup, that’s me!”.  With all the “Bad Moms” standing up, does that stereotypical perfect mom even exist?  Well, not over here it doesn’t.

So what if we end the charade of perfect mommyhood and perfect parenthood, starting […]

About The Authors Of This Funny Mom Book

July 10th, 2017|

Why did we write Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond?  Where did we come up with the content for this funny mom book? Let’s tell the beautiful story of Bleeping Audrey and Bleeping Kerri.
A long, long time ago (longer than either of them would care to admit), before they knew anything about […]

Start Spreading The News

July 3rd, 2017|

We’re really excited to announce Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather: Pregnancy, Baby & Beyond launches 7/11!

Yes!  We’re excited too.  We loved hearing all the great reviews and feedback on our first book, Bleeping Motherhood’s Would You Rather and knew we wanted to create a more focused version for our next edition.

Because these kinds of questions happen:

Would […]

Give Mom a Break for Father’s Day

June 26th, 2017|

We recently caught up with hilarious guy Brad Mendenhall about how his Father’s Day went.  Check it out, I know you’ll want to hear more from him!

Guest Post by Brad Mendenhall

“What do you want for Father’s day?” my wife, Heather, asks. I eye her suspiciously. This is a trick, right? Is Father’s Day still a […]

Do you have a child that never says, “I LOVE IT”?

June 20th, 2017|

I have one of those kids.  She has everything!  Or nothing she wants! How is that possible?  Each gift giving occasion I dread because I never know what will make her happy.  Then pley.com offered us a chance to review their subscription box.

What is pley.com?  It’s a subscription box of toys that comes to your […]

A Mom Converses With The Universe

June 19th, 2017|

I love my kids. AWWW. Bleeping Motherhood.

I want to poke my eyes out. AHHHH. Bleeping Motherhood.
From The Roller Coaster by Bleeping Motherhood

 

I love my kids. I really do. But can we for just a quick second talk about how uneasy motherhood can be? How you can go from loving something so much that you’re heart is […]

Turning the Tables on Father’s Day

June 12th, 2017|

Father’s Day is fast approaching and I’d like us all to consider it from a different angle.  Let’s talk about why Father’s Day should be about dads playing golf, taking naps and watching baseball.  Essentially avoiding children.  You know, the same children that made them dads and ultimately gave them the reason to have this […]

The Roller Coaster

June 11th, 2017|

A Poem By Bleeping Motherhood
I love my kids. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want to poke my eyes out. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I love being a mom. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want to run away. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I want this moment to last forever. ahhh…Bleeping Motherhood

I want this moment to end. AHHH…Bleeping Motherhood

I just got the best hug from my little one. ahhh…Bleeping […]

Bleeping Motherhood is making Beautiful Disasters and riding Roller Coasters

June 5th, 2017|

Bleeping Motherhood is kicking off TWO NEW incredible series this summer.

The first is called “My Beautiful Disaster”. (Sounds dangerously exciting.)

The second is called “The Roller Coaster”. (Won’t cause vomiting.)

Wondering what all this means?

Well, if you’re a person who lives in a house, who has a kid or two, or five, barely eats a full meal […]

When Is Kid’s Day?

May 15th, 2017|

Did you have a good Mother’s Day?  I’m sure you can guess a Mother’s Day tale on Bleeping Motherhood is not one about sleeping in, cuddling together in bed while I eat their homemade goodies, then sunshine and roses the rest of the day.

A day seemingly doomed from the start, it began with going to […]