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This Sliding Bar can be switched on or off in theme options, and can take any widget you throw at it or even fill it with your custom HTML Code. Its perfect for grabbing the attention of your viewers. Choose between 1, 2, 3 or 4 columns, set the background color, widget divider color, activate transparency, a top border or fully disable it on desktop and mobile.

Should’a Went To The Bahamas

February 27th, 2017|

Written by Rachel Gorton, Bleeping Sleep Specialist

It’s Monday and I don’t think I’ve ever been happier in my life to be sitting on the train on the way in to work.

You see, here on the East Coast they have this thing called February Vacation. Instead of giving the kids two weeks off of school like […]

Noodles Don’t Come From A Noodle Fairy

February 20th, 2017|

I was recently inspired by one of our blog friends, Mojitos & Munchkins (she’s awesome, check her out) to get in the kitchen with the kids and make some noodles.  Have you done that?  Cooked with your kids?  Without vodka?  Daring, right?

It seems terrifying.  Most adventures that involve me cooking with the kids are actually […]

It’s A Major Award!

February 13th, 2017|

Guess what ladies? I win. That’s right. I am the Worst Mom Ever.
How I won
I am nominated for this award several times a day by my three year old, Mini-ion #2. It generally comes in conjunction with my saying “no” to something, like slurping Nutella straight from the jar or running with scissors. I’m all […]

Valentine’s Day: Q & A with a 5 Year Old

February 6th, 2017|

I love listening to my two kids communicate with each other. Sometimes my heart melts as they exchange pleasantries. Watching them learn and grow together is one of motherhood’s greatest gifts. But let’s face it, a 3 and 5 year old’s conversation can be pretty freaking hilarious.

Sometimes I’ll sit there and listen to what is […]

Ending Monday Madness

January 30th, 2017|

By Rachel Gorton, Resident Sleep Expert

It’s Monday, at 8am and so far I have already run after my train (almost missing it), been squished in between 5,000 other people on public transportation, and sent my child to school without his lunch.  

Sound familiar?

Naturally, as most weeks go, Monday has made it’s grand entrance.

Do you ever […]

Hey There, Super Mom – We Know You’ve Got This

January 23rd, 2017|

“Dear Husband put it best, we’re going through a rough time right now.  Combine a long sleep regression with Mini-ion #2 and separation anxiety in both mini-ions makes for two parents at odds.  Not necessarily with each other, just at odds.”
That recently came up in my facebook reminisce thingy from a blog post I wrote […]

Himalayan Rock Salt Lamps: WTF are they & do they work?

January 16th, 2017|

You might be asking, what is this Himalayan Rock Salt lamp thingy? Do I cook with it? Do I gargle with it? Is it a new-age face tanning mechanism?

Before I purchased mine, I had no clue they even existed. Some mommy friends happened to mention them to me on a playdate. I did a little […]

Sorry For Not Disciplining My Child

January 9th, 2017|

By Rachel Gorton

The other day I was grocery shopping in the late afternoon, walking the aisles with my very rambunctious 6 year old.

I have just a few things on my list so it shouldn’t be more than 20 minutes, I think.

A girl can dream.

Like most other trips to the store, I spend 40% of my […]

And You Get a Book, And You Get a Book

December 19th, 2016|

Santa stopped by Bleeping Motherhood and told us that our fans are ALL on the nice list!

(Lots of cheering and poppin’ champagne and jazz hands)

As a thank you for being so nice and sticking with us all year long, we’re doing a book giveaway that you won’t want to miss. Thanks to the help of […]

Holiday Shopping

December 12th, 2016|

This week on Bleeping Motherhood, we’re talking about (love it or hate it) — holiday shopping. To kick it off, enjoy a cup of coffee or glass of your favorite wine or hard liquor and check out this quick, fun quiz about holiday shopping! Don’t forget to leave your results in the comments section and […]