Top 5 Perks That Stay At Home Moms Enjoy While Trying To Stay Sane:

5: Going braless in any room of the house at any time of day. Comfort is key!

4: Drinking that 4th cup of coffee without shame. A toddler will appreciate the extra pep in your step.

3: Eating Doritos and leaving the orange cheese stain on your face as long as you feel like it. If a cheese stain remains on your face, and no other adults are there to see it, is it even there?

2: Dancing to a Justin Bieber song in front of the fridge while you decide on lunch. A good dance party is good for a mid day pick me up.

1: Changing your child’s diaper while they are standing up and while you’re making an important phone call. Because you’re a stay at home mom, and you’ve got mad skills.